Ambushed

Presidente Beer, so refreshing.

Sometimes is a bit sweet and with a complex bitterness to it.

When served cold, it is great.

But, but,

If you leave out there for a few days in the cooler, outside, in the porch, by the grill, with the melted bags of ice, rusting the caps, staining the walls of you igloo, then you gotta be a though one to drink that shit.

So, what happens with the beer after it has reached that state?

We want to toss it, right? I say, hell yeah!

But, but,

There will be people out there that will pick up the rusted-ass caps and stick-em back in the fridge. Now, we all now that beer has a shelf life, right? So why are all these people making excuses for spoiled beer? Because they bought it and they don’t know how to let go. Not only that,

But, but

They will even invite you over their place and say, “beer is on me”.

Conclusion: If you are going to buy beer, make the decision first of what you will do with it, should it become spoiled. And remember that during beer prohibitions time (normally 4 to 8 years depending on the hops) the brewery will be closed, so go ahead and stack on scotch which will never let you down.

At the time of this thought, El Presidente beer was way over the expiration date, but some (a lot of) people decided to extend the shelf life of the beer because they were stinking drunk already and they were employed by America Brewing Co., which offered a comprehensive benefits package that included profit sharing.